Items in Your N.Y.C. Apartment That You Can Sled on in Central Park
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Daily Cartoon: Wednesday, March 1st
“That’s not Biblically accurate.”
A List of People Who Have No Business Being Younger Than Me
Any person in possession of the following items must, henceforth, be older than me: real estate, a retirement plan, one or more matching sets of bras and underwear, a couch…
Rupert Murdoch Calls Telling Truth Under Oath Worst Experience of His Life
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Rupert Murdoch said that telling the truth under oath while being deposed for a lawsuit against Fox News was “by far the worst experience of my…
America!: Logan Roy Cures My Seasonal Depression
“Time to take those gelatinous tubes you call legs out for a little mental-health walk.”
Daily Cartoon: Tuesday, February 28th
“Dad went out to salt the walk and the fields of his enemies.”
Top Things You Can’t Say in New York City
“Superiority Burger is overrated.”
George Santos Quickly Removes Job at Wuhan Lab from Résumé
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative George Santos hastily removed an entry from his résumé indicating that he had worked at a biological laboratory in Wuhan, China, the congressman’s office has confirmed.…
Daily Cartoon: Monday, February 27th
“Now that everyone’s stopped masking, it’s harder to tell I’m an asshole.”
